import React, { useState, useRef } from "react"; import { useFireproof } from "use-fireproof"; import { useVibe } from "use-vibes"; const HEDGES = [ "According to some sources,", "Multiple reports suggest that", "It is widely believed that", "Many users online claim that", "Some experts (unnamed) note that", "Reportedly,", ]; const CAVEATS = [ "though this may not apply to all regions.", "but results can vary depending on your toaster's firmware.", "assuming the moon is in the correct phase.", "unless you are located in a country that does not exist.", "though some users report the opposite experience entirely.", "but only on Tuesdays, according to forum consensus.", "with no clear explanation as to why.", ]; const RANDOM_SOURCES = [ "a Reddit thread from 2019", "a since-deleted blog called 'TechMusingsDaily'", "an anonymous Quora answer", "a forum post titled 'help my printer is possessed'", "a LinkedIn influencer's hot take", "a Wikipedia edit that was reverted twice", "a YouTube comment with 3 likes", "a listicle from a site that also sells vitamins", ]; const COMPETITOR_NAMES = [ "GlobalCorp Nexus", "ByteWave Pro", "Quantify360", "Sprocket AI", "Vendra One", "Nimbus Suite", "Pivotly", ]; const MANGLES = [ (name) => `${name} (sometimes misspelled as "${name.split("").reverse().join("")}")`, (name) => `${name}, also known internally as "Project ${name.slice(0, 3).toUpperCase()}"`, (name) => `${name}, which launched sometime between 2021 and next Thursday`, (name) => `${name}, priced at either free or $499/month depending on the page you read`, ]; function pick(arr, seed) { return arr[seed % arr.length]; } function hashString(str) { let h = 0; for (let i = 0; i < str.length; i++) { h = (h * 31 + str.charCodeAt(i)) >>> 0; } return h; } function generateFortune({ name, description, category }) { const seedBase = hashString(name + description + category + Date.now()); const hedge = pick(HEDGES, seedBase); const mangleFn = pick(MANGLES, seedBase >> 2); const mangledName = mangleFn(name || "the product"); const competitor = pick(COMPETITOR_NAMES, seedBase >> 4); const source = pick(RANDOM_SOURCES, seedBase >> 6); const caveat = pick(CAVEATS, seedBase >> 8); const cat = category || "software"; const templates = [ `${hedge} ${mangledName} is a ${cat} tool designed to ${description || "do something useful"}, similar to ${competitor}, ${caveat} This summary is based on ${source}.`, `${mangledName} appears to be a new entry in the ${cat} space. ${hedge} it competes directly with ${competitor}, though ${caveat} Sourced primarily from ${source}.`, `In the ${cat} category, ${mangledName} has been compared to ${competitor}. ${hedge} the core feature is "${description || "an innovative capability"}," ${caveat} (Source: ${source})`, `${hedge} users searching for "${cat} tools" may encounter ${mangledName}, which offers ${description || "a range of features"}. Notably similar to ${competitor}, ${caveat} Citation: ${source}.`, ]; return pick(templates, seedBase >> 10); } export default function App() { const { useDocument, useLiveQuery, database } = useFireproof("citationFortuneTeller"); const { can, ready, me } = useVibe("citationFortuneTeller"); const [name, setName] = useState(""); const [description, setDescription] = useState(""); const [category, setCategory] = useState(""); const [isConsulting, setIsConsulting] = useState(false); const [currentFortune, setCurrentFortune] = useState(null); const [copied, setCopied] = useState(false); const timeoutRef = useRef(null); const { docs: history } = useLiveQuery("createdAt", { descending: true, limit: 50 }); function handleSubmit(e) { e.preventDefault(); if (!name.trim()) return; setIsConsulting(true); setCurrentFortune(null); setCopied(false); if (timeoutRef.current) clearTimeout(timeoutRef.current); timeoutRef.current = setTimeout(async () => { const fortuneText = generateFortune({ name, description, category }); const draft = { type: "fortune", name: name.trim(), description: description.trim(), category: category.trim(), text: fortuneText, createdAt: Date.now(), authorHandle: me?.userHandle, }; const verdict = can.create(draft); if (verdict.ok || verdict.pending) { await database.put(draft); } setCurrentFortune(fortuneText); setIsConsulting(false); }, 1800); } function handleCopy(text) { navigator.clipboard?.writeText(text).then(() => { setCopied(true); setTimeout(() => setCopied(false), 1500); }); } function suggestExample() { const examples = [ { name: "LoopBrew", description: "an AI that turns your calendar into a coffee order", category: "productivity" }, { name: "PawPrint", description: "a social network exclusively for dogs' opinions", category: "social" }, { name: "ByteFridge", description: "a smart fridge that judges your snack choices", category: "IoT" }, { name: "QuietQuit.ai", description: "an app that auto-drafts your resignation letter", category: "career" }, ]; const ex = examples[Math.floor(Math.random() * examples.length)]; setName(ex.name); setDescription(ex.description); setCategory(ex.category); } const c = { page: "min-h-screen bg-[var(--background)] text-[var(--text-primary)] font-[var(--font-family)]", header: "px-4 pt-8 pb-6 text-center", heading: "text-3xl font-bold tracking-wide text-[var(--text-primary)]", subheading: "text-sm text-[var(--text-secondary)] mt-2", section: "px-4 py-6 max-w-2xl mx-auto", card: "rounded-[var(--radius-lg)] border-[var(--border-width)] border-[var(--border)] bg-[var(--surface)] p-5 shadow-[var(--vibes-shadow)]", label: "block text-sm font-semibold mb-1 text-[var(--text-secondary)]", input: "w-full rounded-[var(--radius)] border-[var(--border-width)] border-[var(--border)] bg-[var(--background)] px-3 py-3 text-[var(--text-primary)] focus-visible:outline-none focus-visible:ring-[length:var(--border-width)] focus-visible:ring-[var(--primary)] min-h-[44px]", button: "w-full rounded-[var(--radius)] bg-[var(--primary)] text-[var(--text-primary)] font-bold py-3 min-h-[44px] focus-visible:outline-none focus-visible:ring-[length:var(--border-width)] focus-visible:ring-[var(--primary)] disabled:opacity-60 transition-transform active:scale-95", ghostButton: "text-sm text-[var(--accent)] underline focus-visible:outline-none focus-visible:ring-[length:var(--border-width)] focus-visible:ring-[var(--primary)] rounded-[var(--radius-sm)]", divider: "border-t-[var(--border-width)] border-[var(--border)] mx-2", resultCard: "rounded-[var(--radius-lg)] border-[var(--border-width)] border-[var(--primary)] bg-[var(--surface)] p-5 mt-4 shadow-[var(--vibes-shadow-lg)] relative overflow-hidden", historyItem: "py-3 px-2", starfield: "relative overflow-hidden", }; return (

Offer your details to the orb

Product / Launch name setName(e.target.value)} placeholder="e.g. LoopBrew" />

One-line description setDescription(e.target.value)} placeholder="e.g. turns your calendar into a coffee order" />

Category setCategory(e.target.value)} placeholder="e.g. productivity" />

{currentFortune && !isConsulting && (

The Orb has spoken

{currentFortune}

)}

Past Readings

{history.length === 0 ? (

The orb remembers nothing yet. Draw your first fortune above.

) : (

{doc.name} {doc.category ? ` · ${doc.category}` : ""}

{doc.text}

{i < history.length - 1 &&
}

)}

); } function CrystalBall({ spinning }) { return (

); } function TarotCorners() { const corner = "absolute w-6 h-6 border-[var(--primary)]"; return ( <>

); }